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So You Wanna Be A Client?

Interview Process For New Clients via Zoom


Service Description

I have so many people contacting me asking to be clients of mine. But to be honest, not every human deserves or needs my touch. I am proud to boast one of the dopest clienteles on the planet. Full of CNA's and doctors, Janitors and Judges, Felons and Faeries, Activist and Nomads. I really want to protect what I've built by keeping the Clarences, Karens and creeps out of my space. This session is unapologetically non refundable and seeks to either establish you as a client, or refer you elsewhere. Good luck.

  • 30 min
  • 30 US dollars
  • Downtown Ypsilanti

Cancellation Policy

No call no show will be charged full price. Cancelling within 24 hours will be charged 50% of the service charge.


Contact Details

  • Cocoa Healing Collective, 52 North Huron Street, Ypsilanti, MI, USA


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